I
The Magician
launching “soon,” year three
II
The High Priestess
official card of “I knew it”
III
The Empress
mom of the deck. asks about grandkids
IV
The Emperor
throne is literally a spreadsheet
V
The Hierophant
ask the elders. the elders google it
VI
The Lovers
not about love. about choice
VIII
Strength
the lion is your own nerves. pet them
X
Wheel of Fortune
spins. that’s it. that’s the card
XI
Justice
the scales are slightly off. noted
XII
The Hanged Man
a new angle. involuntarily
XIII
Death
calm down. it’s a metaphor
XIV
Temperance
pour slower. in everything
XVI
The Tower
your monthly special, apparently
XVIII
The Moon
3 a.m. thoughts, the card
XX
Judgement
the wake-up call. final notice