snarcana
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Terms. Such as they are.

LAST UPDATED: JULY 2026

WHAT THIS IS

snarcana is entertainment and self-reflection. it is not prophecy, not advice — medical, legal, financial or otherwise — and not a substitute for professionals. the cards have opinions; decisions are yours.

WHO CAN USE IT

you should be 18 or older. the cards don't check id, but the terms do.

FAIR USE

don't abuse the service: no automated scraping, no flooding the reader with scripted requests. rate limits exist and the deck holds grudges.

PLUS

the plus subscription, when available, is billed by our payment provider and can be cancelled anytime — the cards will act like they don't mind. paid features are described at the paywall.

CONTENT

the card art, the texts and the reader belong to snarcana. your questions remain yours. readings are generated by ai and may occasionally be wrong, weird, or both — that's part of the genre.

LIABILITY

the service is provided "as is", without warranties. to the extent allowed by law, we are not liable for decisions made because a piece of cardboard suggested them.

YOU ARE TALKING TO AN AI. THE CARDS HAVE BEEN INFORMED.